As always, kindly listen to accompanying music down below while enjoying this post. When listened to correctly, actual Rupees will eject from your CD-R drive. This is what the ‘R’ stands for.
Rohit, the owner, is the curry whisperer. The guy reads your hunger-aura as you walk in the door and gives you suggestions. He knows all, sees all, and can likely tell you the gender of your future children.
Here’s the run-down:
1. All the curries are bomb.
2. In the infamous words of T.S. Eliot, “Don’t eff with the spicy unless you are ready for shit to get REAL in the office bathroom later.” Dudewheresmycurrycurry aint nothin’ to F*** with.
3. The garlic naan will make your pants melt off and cause you to enter a deep meditative state where you orgasm with every fluffy/crunchy bite. It’s why I have the blinds in office closed. True story.
4. The cardamom ice cream will then blast you off into outer space, through a rainbow bridge that you will ride on atop your unicorn. (Yes, like Rainbow Brite.)
If you’re into the spicy crank it up, and throw some onions on that bi***.
Always. Get. The. Onions.
If you work in the building across the way, tell him and he will give you a Mr. Rogers-won’t-you-be-my-neighbor discount. Discounts are also pretty damn delicious.
LONG LIVE THE CURRY!
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