Things That Are More Fun Than This Movie:
- Stapling your hand to your crotch.
- Watching your grandma and her nurse explore their sexuality together after they discover edibles.
- Japanese Armpit Licking videos.
#50ShadesOfGrey A movie as awkward & uneventful as losing your virginity. Also now my eyes are permanently stuck from rolling them for 125 m
— AnonyMissus (@AnonyMrs4Lyfe) February 15, 2015