So you finally got a night off from your crippling deadlines, school work and/or the kids. F*ck YES.
What to do? Where to go? What to drink? Come here before you lose your mind wondering where “that one place in Newport” is. Also learn where NOT TO GO, because no matter what Cosmo says, diarrhea will NOT “earn you sex-goddess status”.
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